Shawn Thornton: Did you get your apple I tried to smuggle for you?
Tyler Seguin: Nope.
Shawn: I tried.
Tyler: You owe me dinner.
Shawn: I owe you dinner? You make a lot more than me, I think.
I’m here for my portrait. I know you guys want to put my picture up next.– Shawn Thornton, to Verizon Center workers hanging a giant photo of Alex Ovechkin
There are no families on our trips — this is not baseball.– Shawn Thornton, on whether the players’ wives accompany them on the Florida trip
I didn’t like standing down on one end of the ice just talking to myself....– Shawn Thornton, on playing goalie as a little kid
He has nothing to do with it- so leave him alone… or I’ll come deal...– Shawn Thornton, on people giving Gregory Campbell a hard time about his father Colin
Obviously he has a hard time keeping up with me out there, with my blazing...– Shawn Thornton, on Tyler Seguin
I wanted to make sure there wasn’t too much rust in the pipes.– Shawn Thornton, on his decision to oblige Hordichuk in a fight
Toucher & Rich: Have you seen the website "Things Shawn Thornton Has Said"?
Shawn Thornton: Yeah, I have. I'm trying to figure out who that is. Some of the stuff I've just said in the [dressing] room, with people around, kind of off the record. So it's got to be someone in the room.
T&R: Oh, realllly. Interesting.
ST: I don't think all of it's been on the record or maybe I just say too much sh.... stupid stuff. I have a feeling it's someone in the room. I think it's pretty funny, though.
T&R: Who is the guy with the wherewithal to put together a website and post it, in the room?
ST: I don't know. He's being very anonymous right now, whoever it may be.
T&R: So there's a player in the room...
ST: It's not me. Not sure a player could ever figure out how to put a website together. We're not that smart.
All Finnish players look like women - that’s why they’re so angry.– Shawn Thornton
I cannot comment on what words were uttered, due to suspension factors - but I...– Shawn Thornton, on barking at old pal Vladimir Sobotka from the bench
I think you have to check the stats because most of them are game-winners if...– Shawn Thornton, on his three goals scored
I came in and saw a gray jersey and said ‘Great, I’ll talk to my new linemates...– Shawn Thornton, on switching lines
Dennis looks OK. [to Dennis] You all right, bud? Yeah he seems to be all right.– Shawn Thornton, on whether he’d go after Chris Neil for his hit on Dennis Seidenberg
Mark Stuart? That guy’s a manchild, I don’t think he’s afraid...– Shawn Thornton
We can’t stand them, and they can’t stand us — and it’s...– Shawn Thornton, on the Canadiens
Forty-seven more to go.– Shawn Thornton, on scoring his 3rd goal on the season
I don’t think there’s a right way to answer that. If I say the slate is...– Shawn Thornton, on whether the slate is clean with Matt Cooke
I told him to stop being a… actually, I probably can’t say that word...– Shawn Thornton, on texting Tim Thomas when Tim won the Vezina
I’m not very happy with little Marchand scoring goals when I’m not...– Shawn Thornton, on Brad Marchand’s first career NHL goal
I’m ignoring him until he gets another shutout.– Shawn Thornton, on punishing Tim Thomas for giving up 2 goals